Commerce degree is nothing?
Without accountant,
the best scientific reseach papers,
the greatest construction blueprints,
are just some best-selling fiction novels.
Politicians: History will remember us.
Actuarist: I know the future.
Doctor: I save thousands of lives with a surgery knife.
Economist:
I save millions of jobs with a pen,
and make sure someone is producing that surgery knife.
Lawyer :
By carefully establishing a beyond reasonable doubt,
I can send you into jail for a lifetime.
I can make you disappear.
Financier:
One reckless error of mine
is all it takes to send your lifetime-hard-earned business empire into bankruptcy.
It is too kind to let you disappear,
I’ll make you insolvent.
Priest :
I speak the language of god,
making naive people find the purpose of their lives.
I save your life.
Marketer :
Branding is the universal religion,
causing rational people to lose their mind.
I don’t save life,
but I give you the will to live.
And I guarantee
when you see the price tags
you will say: “Oh, my God!”
Commerce degree is nothing?
Think again.
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If E&C dept of MelbUni sees this, they’ll pay you advertising fee. Chalk your site on their building’s doorsteps and stand a chance to “win” the prize =)
hahaha,
How about putting it into Melbourne Uni Commerce faculty’s course planning guide?
What a great idea! Better than those boring description that I dunno what they are talking about.
Nice post
Hey, I changed to alexandrovich.wordpress.com.
this makes me think i have chosen the wrong degree programme. shite.