"What is Poverty?" by UMNO General Assembly
With some photos given by my helpful friend, Sam from HELP A Levels, today I would like to proudly present you a reality slide show about “What is Poverty?” according to Malaysia’s ruling party, UMNO of Barisan Nasional.
Recently, Under the leadership of Malaysia Prime Minister, Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, UMNO has started its General Assembly.
Inside the assembly hall, all kinds of controversial issues are being discussed, such like “Malays are being polarized under current economic structure”, ” The inequality of wealth distribution between Malays and Non-Malays”, “The racial integration” and “The unity of the nation”.
Outside the assembly hall, UMNO’s members are telling another story, a story of blood and tears about how HARD, how TROUBLED and how MISERABLE Malays’ lives are, in this oil exporting nation, Malaysia.
Shall we begin? For This UMNO 2006 General Assembly Motorshow, this year the theme is “What is Poverty?”. For overseas friends, the currency of Malaysia is RM, the exchange rate is $1 to RM3.6 +-0.1 .
Firstly, Malays said they are poor! We need government help! “I can’t even afford to pay car parking fee.” I need to risk my supercharged Mercedes Benz Brabus E-Class by illegal parking it outside the hall.”
After that, Malays begged again, “Stop rising the petrol price!”, claiming that they can hardly cope with their fuel expenditure. While they are driving some of the most oil consuming luxurious cars, Porsche Cayenne and Brand New Mercedes Benz S-Class 350. Each of them cost approximately RM 1 Million after 200% Malaysia’s Imports Taxation.
Then, Malays shouted again, “I don’t have a driver, I lead a primitive and laborious life of finding cark park space daily.” However, they can afford to purchase RM500,000 supercharged Mercedes Benz AMG C-Class 240 Avantgrande and RM1.5 Million Porsche Turbo S.
Apart from that, some started to defend Malaysia’s government and said, “ It is absolutely justified to build Putrajaya.” Without that remote administration, the traffic of this city would be a disaster. Just like this car park is full, we need to park our “cheap” Mercedes Benz S-Class and “mediocre” Jaguar S- Type outside here.
Subsequently, some Malays argue that “Car purchasing discount for Malays is justified, since transportation is but a necessity.” Are Mercedes Benz S-Class, AMG Mercedes Benz E-Class, BMW 5 Series and Toyota Harrier, some of those necessities?
Two dark blue Mercedes Benz E-Class said, “We are poor!”.
The SSangYong Korean car said,” I’m poorer!”.
Kia Carnival fought back, “I’m the poorest!”.
Both Mercedes Benz cars asked Kia Carnival, “Who is your owner?”
Kia Carnival answered “My owner is a Malay janitor cleaning toilets in the UMNO assembly hall.”
What is the wealth inequality that some Malays fighting for?
According to UMNO, what is poverty?
This?
This?
or This?
Today, UMNO tells us that, poverty is a brand NEW BMW 7 series with single numbered car plate. (In Malaysia, single numbered car plate is obtained through EXTREMELY expensive tender by Malaysia Road Authorities)
Furthermore, UMNO proves to the people in every far flung corner of this world, that poverty justifies the illegal parking of this Mercedes Benz S-Class 320 with single numbered car plate, even there is a big “NO PARKING” sign at the right side of the wall.
A car sticker written in Malay Language, “Kami Cinta Pak Lah” means “We love Pak Lah” Pak Lah is a friendly nickname for Malaysia current Prime Minister Abdul“LAH” Ahmad Badawi. Yes, I love Pak Lah also, but I love his UMNO members’ cars even more.
What we have learnt today? We have learnt about what is the so-called “poverty” by UMNO Malays. We have finally understood that “Action speaks louder that word.” It was not about the interesting debates or fiery speeches inside the assembly hall; In contrary, it was the small little thing outside the hall, that UMNO Malays forgot to cover, told the world the most about HOW POOR THEY ARE.
For related previous posts : Why We Fight, What Michael Backman Talked about Malaysia, How much I paid for Illegal Parking in Malaysia
Tags: UMNO, Malaysia+Ruling+Party, Malays, Barisan+Nasional, UMNO+General+Assembly, Prime+Minister, Abdullah+Ahmad+Badawi, Politics, Economics, Wealth+Inequality, Racial+Integration, Luxurious+Cars, Mercedes+Benz, BMW, Porsche, Brabus, AMG
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selfish is all the word i can say for them… SELFISH
ur comparison is cool man, no matter how rich they are, they jz want more and more and more…they are greedy btw they are moron la, don know how to cover their lie..haha…
oh dear .. how bout u try to b one of them ? so u can drive nice car n i can b DATIN !! HOHOHOHO!!!!!
so u can buy me porche… so u can buy me baby merc /heh … u can try driving kancil if u wanna cover the thruth … u love me i love we both love each other… so ur things are my things rite ? my things are always my things ! ..
toodles !
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wat you can do??
here is malaysia….
like the very responsibility maly minister say:
awak tak suka malasia a wak balik la!!!!!
haha
just give an example of many case…
anyway..i love malaysia…
but not the government…and …
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wow. Well done Jason. our ‘brilliant’ Umno members can spend million of money on their ‘toy’ while not doing some more practical to boast our nation. Although the government announced that our country in doing well, in fact we are losing out investors to country such as indonesia, vietnam. We don’t really hold a strong advantage over those underdeveloped country. Their picking up the momentum & if we keep on wasting our resources we are in deep shit of trouble.
Tank, I agree with you.
I love Malaysia also, but I can hardly agree with some of ways that this land is being governed.
Xh, they are greedy but sarcastically, simple-minded too.
JJ, they are not selfish, they are VERY VERY selfish. hahaha…
Malays have everything, luxurious cars, mansions, bumiputra rights, plenty of help from the government, but still, they r POOR n their lives r HARD!!! watLAH… how bout the non malays???
wahaha, lalaLah has a good question.
Yes, “how about the non Malays???”
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Guys, u know why malays are poor ? They are P*g, they got no brain , even p*gs can do better than them !!!
Lazy and never use brain properly…They only know how to put up their hands , waiting non-malay to FEED them.
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This is first time in my life when I don’t know what to say. After reading all comments I’m shocked. What has happened with our society, with our young generation? They are commenting terrible information, their lexis sounds terrible. Is that true, that only words they know is “cool”, “cute” and cussing words? What are they thinking of? It’s better not to think about it, it’s too sad
During the Umno general assembly, please visit the exclusive motorshow at PWTC. A fine grand line of luxurious cars that the AVERAGE MALAYSIANS cant even afford to buy the 4 tyres at retirement..
So expensive that you dare not touch and knock and walk around it like we all do in a PROTON showroom or PERODUA showroom.
So FINE and LUXURIOUS that only looking at it from far, makes you wonder, how in the world can they buy these cars where MOST of MALAYSIANS STRUGGLE to even buy a PROTON/PERODUA????
Rightly said, WE RAKYAT PAID for those cars, PAID for their petrol and everything!